Monday, December 19, 2005

I'm so evil....

I keep a bottle of skin lotion on my desk. It's a sample of Velvatone, which my husband (the undertaker) brings me from work. They use it to keep dead people from drying out, but it works great on live people, too. Really great stuff, doesn't leave you greasy or anything. I get it by the quart. So, I was putting some on my hands when a cow-orker stopped by. She asked if she could borrow my lotion - no problem, I say. And then after she's put it on, she remarked on how great it was and asked where I got it. So I told her. The look on her face was priceless. And bonus...a few minutes later I found her in the kitchen, furiously scrubbing her hands with dish soap. I suppose I shouldn't be enjoying this as much as I am, but really, this was worth getting out of bed for.

Friday, December 16, 2005

What a long day...

It seems like today is just dragging on and on. I didn't want to get up at all, even though I got plenty of sleep, and all day I've just wanted to crawl back into bed. Mmm....cozy blanket. The next two hours and forty minutes are going to last an eternity. And the 3 days I'm working next week are surely going to be long and boring as well. But I'll be off work from the 22nd through the 2nd, so that's something to look forward to. And hubby will be home for 4 of those days, which is good, 'coz I could really use a conjugal visit ;-)